Chapter 2(I think I'll learn some kung-fu fighting):
The bum tells you that he is a fith-degree black belt in 10 different martial
arts. By the way you learn that his name is Spencer (what kind of name is that
for a kung-fu master?). You have 12 days until the bombing is about to happen.
You train very hard (because your father works at the U.N. as a janitor)
, under a strict diet and learn to master a few hundred moves
in just 10 days. You are an amazingly fast learner, and Spencer is the best
teacher in the world.
