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- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
- she put lipstick on her forehead because omeone told her to make up her mind.
- she got stabbed in a shoot-out
- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
- she sat on the tv and watched the couch
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- she tried to drown a fish
- she thought a quarterback was a refund
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
- if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
- she tripped over a cordless phone
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius"
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
- she studied for a blood test - and failed
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
- she sold the car for gas money
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
- when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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