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If you average 3 hours of sleep a night If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy If you wake up 10 minutes before class If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class If your social life consists of a date with the library If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room If you carry less than a dollar on your person If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class If you celebrate when you find a quarter If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis If you get more sleep in class than in your room If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes If you get more e-mail than mail...... THEN YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT!!! |
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